Communists stole my cell phone.
June 1st, 2007
Really. I was convincing them that capitalism was great, and how communism wouldn’t work (at a booth at a festival), and next thing you know, my phone is gone. They picked up once when I called and this girl (I think the one with spikes attached to her chin) said “This is my phone” and hung up. Fucking communists. COMMUNISM DOESN’T WORK.